CHOLERA CAMP

(by Rudyard Kipling and Peter Bellamy)


We've got the cholerer in camp -- it's 
  worse than forty fights; 
We're dyin' in the wilderness the 
  same as Isrulites;
It's before us, an' be'ind us, an' we 
  cannot get away,
An' the doctor's just reported we've 
  ten more to-day! 

      Oh, strike your camp an' go, the Bugle's 
        callin', The Rains are 
        fallin' -- The 
      dead are bushed an' stoned to keep 'em 
        safe below;

      The Band's a-doin' all she knows to 
        cheer us; 
      The Chaplain's gone and prayed to Gawd to 
        'ear us -- To 
        'ear us --

      O Lord, for it's a-killin' of us so!

Since August, when it started, it's been 
  stickin' to our tail,
Though they've 'ad us out by marches an' they've 
  'ad us back by rail;
But it runs as fast as troop-trains, and we 
  cannot get away;
An' the sick-list to the Colonel makes 
  ten more to-day.

      Oh, strike your camp an' go, ...
      
There ain't no fun in women nor there 
  ain't no bite to drink;
It's much too wet for shootin', we can 
  only march and think;
An' at evenin', down the nullahs, we can 
  'ear the jackals say,
"Get up, you rotten beggars, you've 
  ten more to-day!" 

      Oh, strike your camp an' go, ...
      
'Twould make a monkey cough to 
  see our way o' doin' things --
Lieutenants takin' companies an' 
  captains takin' wings,
An' Lances actin' Sergeants --
  eight file to obey --
For we've lots o' quick promotion on 
  ten deaths a day! 

      Oh, strike your camp an' go, ...
      
Our Colonel's white an' twitterly -- 'e 
  gets no sleep nor food,
But mucks about in 'orspital where 
  nothing does no good.
'E sends us 'eaps o' comforts, 
  all bought from 'is pay --
But there aren't much comfort 'andy on 
  ten deaths a day. 

      Oh, strike your camp an' go, ...
      
Our Chaplain's got a banjo, an' a 
  skinny mule 'e rides,
An' the stuff 'e says an' sings us, Lord, it 
  makes us split our sides!
With 'is black coat-tails a-bobbin' to Ta-
  ra-ra Boom-der-ay!
'E's the proper kind o' padre for 
  ten deaths a day. 

An' Father Victor 'elps 'im with 
  our Roman Catholicks --
He knows an 'eap of Irish songs an' 
  rummy conjurin' tricks;
An' the two they works together when it 
  comes to play or pray;
So we keep the ball a-rollin' on 
  ten deaths a day. 

      Oh, strike your camp an' go, ...
      
We've got the cholerer in camp -- we've 
  got it 'ot an' sweet;
It ain't no Christmas dinner, but it's 
  'elped an' we must eat.
We've gone beyond the funkin', 'cause we've 
  found it doesn't pay,
An' we're rockin' round the Districk on 
  ten deaths a day! 

      Then strike your camp an' go, the Rains are 
        fallin', The Bugle's 
        callin'! -- The 
      dead are bushed an' stoned to keep 'em 
        safe below!

      An' them that do not like it they can 
        lump it,
      An' them that cannot stand it they can 
        jump it;
      We've got to die somewhere -- some way -- some
        'ow --
      We might as well begin to do it 
        now!

      Then, Number One, let down the tent-pole 
        slow,
      Knock out the pegs an' 'old the corners --
        so!
      Fold in the flies, furl up the ropes, an' 
        stow!
      Oh, strike -- oh, strike your camp an' 
        go! (Gawd 'elp us!) 

recording: Peter Bellamy (1977) [YouTube]

text: original poem [Kipling Society]