FOOD, GLORIOUS FOOD

(by Lionel Bart)

Is it worth the waiting for?
If we live 'til eighty four
All we ever get is gru...el!
Ev'ry day we say our prayer --
Will they change the bill of fare?
Still we get the same old gru...el!
There is not a cust, not a crumb can we find,
Can we beg, can we borrow, or cadge,
But there's nothing to stop us from getting a thrill
When we all close our eyes and imag...ine

Food, glorious food!
Hot sausage and mustard!
While we're in the mood -- 
Cold jelly and custard!
Pease pudding and saveloys!
What next is the question?
Rich gentlemen have it, boys --
In-di-gestion!

Food, glorious food!
We're anxious to try it.
Three banquets a day -- 
Our favourite diet!
Just picture a great big steak --
Fried, roasted or stewed.
	Oh, food,
	Wonderful food,
	Marvellous food,
	Glorous food.

Food, glorious food!
What is ther emore handsome?
Gulped, swallowed or chewed --
Still worth a kin's ransom.
What is it we dream about?
Wat brings on a sigh?
Piled pieahes and cream , about
Six feet high!

Food, glorious food!
Eat right through the menu.
Just loosen your belt
Two inches and then you
Work up a new appetite.
In this interlude --
	The food,
	Once again, food
	Fabulous food,
	Glorious food.

Food, glorious food!
Don't care what it looks like --
Burned! Underdone! Crude!
Don't care what the cook's like.
Just thinking of growing fat -- 
Our senses go reeling
One moment of knowing that
Full-up feeling!

Food, glorious food!
What wouldn't we give for 
That extra bit more --
That's all that we live for
Why should we be fated to
Do nothing but brood
	On food, 
	Magical food, 
	Wonderful food,
	Marvellous food,
	Fabulous food,
	Beautiful food,
	Glorious food. 

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