IF I HAD A BOAT

(by Lyle Lovett)


	If I had a boat I'd go out on the ocean,
	If I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat,
	We could all together go out on the ocean,
	Me upon my pony on my boat.

If I were Roy Rogers 
I'd sure enough be single,
I couldn't bring myself to marry no Dale,
There'd just be me and Trigger, 
We'd go riding through them movies,
We'd buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail.

	If I had a boat ...
	
The Mystery Masked Man he was smart, 
He got himself a Tonto,
'cause Tonto did the dirty work for free,
But Tonto he was smarter, 
And one day said: "Kemo Sabe"
"Kiss my ass, I've bought a boat, I'm going out to sea."

	If I had a boat ...
	
If I were like lightning 
I wouldn't need no sneakers,
I'd come and go whenever I would please,
I'd scare 'em by the shade tree, 
I'd scare 'em by the light pole,
But I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea.

	If I had a boat ...

	Me upon my pony on my boat.
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