I took my troubles down to Madame Ruth You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth She's got a pad down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine Sellin' little bottles of Love Potion Number Nine I told her that I was a flop with chicks I've been this way since 1956 She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign She said "What you need is Love Potion Number Nine" She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink She said "I'm gonna make it up right here in the sink" It smelled like turpentine, it looked like India ink I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink I didn't know if it was day or night I started kissin' everything in sight But when I kissed a cop down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine He broke my little bottle of Love Potion Number Nine Instrumental Break I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink I didn't know if it was day or night I started kissin' everything in sight But when I kissed a cop down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine He broke my little bottle of Love Potion Number Nine alternate ending: I had so much fun that I'm going back again, I wonder what'll happen with Love Potion Number Ten? Love Potion Number Nine Love Potion Number Nine Love Potion Number Nine
recording: The CLovers, 1959 single (charted at #23) [YouTube]
recording: The Clovers, 1959 album ("Love Potion No. 10") [YouTube]
recording: The Searchers, 1964 single (charted at #3) [YouTube]
recording: Tygers of Pan Tang, 1982 music video [YouTube]
notes: song history including film and musical theatre adaptations and a Korean K-Pop reply [Minnich Music]