THE LUCKIEST GUY ON THE LOWER EAST SIDE

(by Stephin Merritt)


Andy would / bicycle across 
town in the / rain to bring you 
candy, and / John would buy the 
gown for / you to wear to the 
prom with / Tom the ast-
-ronomer who'd / name a star for 
  you / But I'm the luckiest 
  guy / on the Lower East 
  Side / - - - 'Cause 
  I've got wheels and / you wanna go for a 
  ride

Harry is the / one I think you'll 
marry / - - But it's 
Chris that you / kissed after 
school / - Well, I'm a 
fool, there's no / doubt, - - but 
when the sun comes / out, and only 
  when the sun comes / out, I'm the luckiest 
  guy / on the Lower East 
  Side / - - - 'Cause 
  I've got wheels and / you wanna go for a 
  ride


    - The day is / beautiful and 
    - - so are / you
    - My car is / ugly but then 
    - I'm ugly, / too
    - I know you'd / never give me 
    - a second / glance, but when the 
    weather's nice, all the / other guys 
    - don't stand a / chance - - I 

know Professor / Blumen makes 
you feel like a / woman, but 
when the wind is / in your hair you 
laugh like a little / girl, so you 
share secrets with / Lou, - - but 
we've got secrets, / too - - Well, 
one: I only / keep this heap for 
  you / 'Cause I'm the ugliest 
  guy / on the Lower East 
  Side / - - - But 
  I've got wheels and / you want to go for a 
  ride / - I'm the luckiest 
  guy / on the Lower East 
  Side / - - - 'Cause 
  I've got wheels and / you wanna go for a 
  ride


recording: The Magnetic Fields [YouTube]

relevance: 50 Years Ago, NASA Put a Car on the Moon [New York Times]