MONTAGUE PACE-EGGING SONG 2021

(trad. English adapted by Will Quale)

	Here's one two three villagers all in one mind
	We are come a-pace-egging and I hope you'll prove kind
	And I hope you'll prove kind with your eggs and good cheer
	For we'll come no more nigh you until the next year

The first to come in is the Robinette of spring,
Joseph R Biden Junior, of him we do sing
A man of strong faith, he'll this nation redeem
"I don't drink. I don't smoke. But I eat a lot of ice cream!"

	Here's one two three villagers ...
	
The next to come in supports voting rights
Stacey Abrams fights fair as she brings a Fair Fight
She overcomes vaccine hesitancy, helps the rural get shots
And all her delight comes from a nice warm teapot!

	Here's one two three villagers ...
	
And now let us welcome those less presidential
Who throughout the last year have all proven essential
They bring post, teach, and heal, and our bread they do bake
May they all have their vote, a fair wage, and good cake!

	Here's one two three villagers ...
	
And last but not least comes our expert at healing
Of his new boss he said "It is somewhat of a liberating feeling."
Let's stay safe, get our shots, and listen to the facts
So at the end of the day, Fauci can --

	"just on the way home stop 
	at a favorite small restaurant or a bar 
	and sit there and have a beer 
	and a hamburger or something and --

-- JUST RELAX."

	Here's one two three villagers ...
	
Come villagers all and sit by the fire
Put your hands in your pockets and give us our desire
Put your hands in your pockets and treat us all right
If you give naught, we'll take naught, farewell and good night

	Here's one two three villagers ...
	
If you can drink one glass, then we can drink two
Here's a health to old Montague, the same unto you
Mind what you're doing and see that all's right
And sing through the hard times, from morning 'til night

	Here's one two three villagers ...