A millennial sat in his open studio flat in weather oh so dreary. He took a sip of his latte, just a drip, and he spoke to his servant Siri. "Help me, help me, Siri, I have a complicated query, 'cause ... All I want is a proper cup of coffee made in a proper copper coffee pot I may be off my dot, but I want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot. Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots, they are no use to me. If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea." In the very same abode, a fashionista bold, got bored with vamping for tiktok. She grabbed her girlfriend's arm, and using all her charm said, "Come on, it's time for a quick walk. You know, you know, what I meano? I need a cappucino. 'cause ... All I want ..." One day upon the stage, a soprano grew enraged and brought the show to a dead halt. The conductor waved his stick, but she looked really ticked and said it was really his fault. Using her best vibrato, she demanded a macchiato. 'cause ... "All I want ..." When classes empty out, the freshmen lie about, discussing the best kind of cold brew, With cell phones in their hand, the loudest then demand a visit to a coffe venue. "Let’s not go to Starbuck's, all the coffee there sucks. 'cause ... All I want ..."
recording: Trout Fishing in America (1998) (with original music hall verses) [YouTube]
background: song history and original lyrics [Folk Song and Music Hall]