Lui Collins [LC 1st verse] The whole kit and caboodle is in disrepair There's no where to go that's not here Little captains and cuckoos from here to Timbuktu Are counting their dough in the mirror [LC Chorus] Singing rooty toot toot for the moon It's the biggest star I've ever seen It's a pearl of wisdom, a slice of green cheese Burning just like kerosene, burning just like kerosene [LC 2nd verse] He was just some young white kid trying to sing tough and black With gravel and spit in his voice He laughed at the things we do, the radio laughed too I held up my arms to rejoice [LC Chorus] Singing rooty toot toot ... [LC 3rd verse] You know all of us are primates, some of us were classmates, Some of us were lovers in the Fall, There were periods of blondness, periods of fondness, Periods that never came at all. [LC Chorus] Singing rooty toot toot ... [LC 4th verse] So God bless motorcycles and far out heavy trifles You know you can't memorize Zen, Hang your hat on your nose, don't hide in your clothes Kiss a moose, begin to begin [LC Alternate Chorus] Singing rooty toot toot for the moon It's the biggest moose I've ever seen It's a pearl of wisdom, a slice of green cheese Burning just like kerosene, burning just like kerosene Michael Johnson [MJ 1st verse] The whole kit and caboodle is in disrepair There's no where to go that's not here Little captains and cuckoos from here to Timbuktu Are counting their dough in the mirror [MJ Chorus] Singing rooty toot toot for the moon It's the biggest star I've ever seen It's a pearl of wisdom, a slice of green cheese Burning just like kerosene, burning just like kerosene [MJ 2nd verse] He was just some young white kid trying to sing tough and black With gravel and spit in his voice He laughed at the things we do, the radio laughed too I held up my arms to rejoice [MJ Chorus] Singing rooty toot toot ... [MJ 3rd verse] So God bless motorcycles and far out heavy trifles You know you can't memorize them Hang your hat on your nose, don't hide in your clothes Smile at someone, begin to begin [MJ Chorus] Singing rooty toot toot ... Greg Brown [GB 1st verse] The whole kit and kaboodle is in disrepair I know where to go -- It ain't here Little captains and coo coos from here to Timbucktu Are countin' their dough in a mirror [GB Chorus] Rooty toot toot for the mo-ooon It's the biggest star I've ever seen It's a pearl of wisdom, slice of green cheese And it's burnin' just like kerosene, burnin' just like kerosene [GB 2nd verse] You're gonna hop in your old Ford and strap on your new sword Wait for the good Lord to return If you got --?-- your honey, life can be pretty funny If you've got money, you've got money to burn [GB Chorus] Rooty toot toot ... [GB 3rd verse] So God bless motorcycles and all the other trifles Ah you know you can't memorize Zen Hang your hat on your nose, do not hide in your clothes Kiss somebody, Begin to begin [GB Chorus] Rooty toot toot ...
recording: Lui Collins (live) [YouTube]
recording: Michael Johnson (1973) [YouTube]
recording: Greg Brown (1988) [YouTube]
notes: Notes on Greg Brown from Richard Pinney [Greg Brown dot org]