SANDWICHES ARE BEAUTIFUL

(by Bob King)


	Sandwiches are beautiful, sandwiches are fine                       
	I like sandwiches, I eat them all the time                                      
	I eat them for my supper, and I eat them for my lunch                    
	If I had a hundred sandwiches, I'd eat them all at once!
	
I'm a-roamin' and a-ramblin', and wanderin' alone
And if you care to listen I will sing a happy song!
I will not ask a favor and I will not ask a fee
But if you have yourself a sandwich, won't you give a bite to me?

	Sandwiches are beautiful, ...

Once I went to England, I visited the Queen
She served the smallest sandwiches that I have ever seen
I told her for a shilling I'd be willing to eat more
So she handed me the smallest one and threw me out the door!

	Sandwiches are beautiful, ...

Once I met an old man, he had a loaf of bread
He saw that I had tuna fish, he looked at me and said
"Your tuna fish is lonely, and my slice of bread is bare,
But we could have some sandwiches if you would care to share!"

	Sandwiches are beautiful, ...

Once I met a pretty girl, the fairest in the land
Young men at the county fair were asking for her hand
They'd offer her the moon and they'd offer her the sea
But I offered her a sandwich and she said she'd marry me
 
	Sandwiches are beautiful, ...

Now a sandwich may be egg or cheese, or even peanut butter
But they all taste so good to me, it really doesn't matter
Ham or jam or cucumber, any kind will do
I like sandwiches, how 'bout you?

	Sandwiches are beautiful, ...
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