SKIPPER JAN REBEK

(from the singing of Angus Russell)

Who's the king of the fighting Dutch?
    Skipper Jan Rebek!
And who do the sailors fear so much?
    Skipper Jan Rebek!

	Ja, ja leave your hammocks
	Ja, ja, hands on deck!
	Ja, ja break your backs for
	Skipper Jan Rebek!

Who was it brought all the tea from China?
    Skipper Jan Rebek!
And sold it all in Carolina?
    Skipper Jan Rebek!

	Ja, ja leave your hammocks ...

And who can drink his weight in beer?
    Skipper Jan Rebek!
And who takes three baths every year?
    Skipper Jan Rebek!

	Ja, ja leave your hammocks ...

And who can furl the main topsail?
    Skipper Jan Rebek!
All by himself in a living gale?
    Skipper Jan Rebek!

	Ja, ja leave your hammocks ...

verses might include ...
(these from Ellie Reed and Christian Reynolds)

Who sleeps with four pals every night?
One black, one green, one purple, one white?

Who puts ten sugars in his tea?
Who practices consensual polyamory?

Who replaced the horse with the tractor?
Who invented the first thorium reactor?

Who smashed the atom with his fist?
Who found the higgs boson when he was pissed?

Who's made of glass and steel inside?
And who shoots lasers from his eyes?

Who sends down thunder from the skies?
And who cracks walnuts with his thighs?

ETC! improvise!

Crazy chorus:

	Ja, ja leave your hammocks
	Ja, ja, hands on deck!
	Ja, ja break your backs for
	Skipper Jan Re-
		bek-bek (-) bek
		(-) bek-bek (-) 
		bek-bek (-) bek 
		(-) bek-bek (-)

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