VIRGIN STURGEON

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	Caviar comes from the virgin sturgeon
	The virgin sturgeon is a very fine fish
	The virgin sturgeon needs no urging
	That's why caviar is my dish

I fed caviar to my sweetheart
To my honey tried and true
Now my sweetheart needs no urgin' --
I recommend caviar to you

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I gave caviar to my bow-wow
All the other doggies looked agog
He had what those bitches needed --
Wasn't he a lucky dog?

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I gave caviar to my grandpa
Grandpa's age is ninety-three
Last time that I saw my grandpa,
He's chased grandma up a tree

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I put caviar in the punchbowl
That livened up the party, sure
What am l doing stripped down naked?
Thought my friends were sweet and pure

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I fed caviar to my sweetheart
She always did it cheerfully
Now she does it with a vengeance --
Oh, my God, it's killing me.

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My father was a lighthouse keeper
He had caviar for his tea
He had three children by a mermaid --
Two were kippers, one was me

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